Friday, February 16, 2007

REPORT: "Animalia Junto" Founded, Organized

... by WOLF's newly-adopted darling, sweet, cute kitty-cat named ABBA.















MORE: ABBA installs self as "POOBAH of A.J.," threatens to shave head.

ALSO: ABBA invites KLIM-Kockatiel named MITTEN, POOFANY-canary named AUGIE, and KENZER's goldfish to join the A.J. "Please, come on down for a visit to Knoxville. Mmmmmm... I mean, welcommmme."

RELATED: MITTEN, AUGIE, and Goldfish secretly discuss plans for bloodless Coup de poo.

2 comments:

KLIM said...

Montana has been coup'd?

Snizow said...

Knowing that Montana engaged in Junto fratricide vs. MA-POOBAH in Cape Cod, ABBA chooses to not recognize Montana as an official member or adherent of the Junto or A.J. or the values of either. The A.J. does not recognize or engage in dialogue with pet sponsors of terrorism. As such, ABBA has unilaterally removed M.T.Dog's pic from the site.